"film buff" fuckboys: "i love quentin tarantino he’s a master omg reservoir dogs and pulp fiction changed my life" *ignores death proof* *ignores jackie brown* *ignores that inglourious basterds is actually about a woman* *ignores the fact that literally half of tarantino’s films are about women kicking ass*
*at lunch* dude i cant wait to eat my pumpkin bread *girl walks in late to lunch with pumpkin spice latte and sits at the table behind me* why did this girl bring a pumpkin spice latte to lunch *eats pumpkin bread that my mom made for me for my lunch* i mean like pumpkin spice isn’t even that great *takes another bite out of pumpkin bread* dude you cannot have ANY of this pumpkin bread. It’s. Homemade. I cannot wait for halloween
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
An accurate representation of tumblr right now
happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween